meats

Noun. Derived from the words 'man' and 'seats'.

The seating area often found tactically placed outside the women's fitting rooms in clothes stores for the convenience of the poor men who have to sit and wait whilst their partners do whatever they do in those changing rooms - probably activities such as playing chess, solving world hunger or finding the next prime number, given the amount of time they spend in there.

Man: Excuse me, where are the meats?
Assistant: Sorry sir, we don't have those facilities.

*Drags wife out of shop*

by scottyj27 March 28, 2015

Meat hangover

When you have a sore bottom the next day after having lots of anal sex.

"I can't believe 20 guys ran a train on me last night. I've got such a meat hangover, I can barely sit down."

by Milleroo February 15, 2025

meat processor

A whore’s vagina

I hooked up with Jill last night. Every guy gets a turn inside that meat processor.

by P1624 April 28, 2023

Meat Wall

The physiological barrier you unexpectedly crash into after eating a large amount of meat.

Following impact with said wall, every bite afterwards is a nauseating, self-torturing challenge.

"Bloody hell, that kebab sent me right into the meat wall."

by Douche McBaggins October 27, 2016

meat cleats

A tire with great traction or tread.

When your diggin, all in, full throttle, balls too the wall you need the best tire for movement. "With them Meaty cleats and no fucks given you can make it through any mud hole son. God bless them meat cleats"

by Meatmannomeat October 26, 2017

meat snap

The connection of two fingers mid-snap that creates a sound that claps through the air.

Guy walking with headphones, snapping loudly to music

"Man, that guy has a serious meat snap"

by Littleyeti August 26, 2017

Meating

When two people meet up with the clear plan or desire to have sex, especially in a very physical or passionate way.

They’ve been texting for days — tonight they’re finally meating.

by Crashy9 November 11, 2025