Crusty Blue Lobster

A mixture of a lobster and a blue waffle aka "Wills Mum"

Did you see Will's mum, she was such a crusty blue lobster last night.

by SparkeyRob June 19, 2014

blue kegoh balls

when kegoh is masterbating and his mother walks in and catches him in act and does not let him finish, causing him blue balls(blue kegoh balls).

jerking off and you don't finish the job leaving you with blue kegoh balls.

by frozen one April 2, 2011

Blue-collar lock

A term about men who are stuck doing something they don't like. Will most likely continue working their asses off even though they would much rather go another path. They do not end up proceeding going on this other path which would consist of either another job more fit for them or higher education as it would take years and in their mind is ''not worth it''. Men with blue-collar lock often go through hardships and are fighting a battle with themselves. Growing an addiction towards money and becoming a workaholic is also common among people who get the blue-collar lock.

''Bill's really got the blue-collar lock going on, huh? Miserable but still around.''

by Aldmerian January 12, 2022

Blue Coat Boy

Quite attractive and holds the door out for you. Looks quiet and mysterious. Probably has a secret soft side and an amazing taste in music.

DId you see Blue Coat Boy?
Yeah he held the door out for me today and I really wanted to talk to him!

by Avocado Toast ✰ November 6, 2018

Blue Hair Syndrome

A girl in an anime where she has a crush on the Main Character. The girl will usually have blue hair of any shade and do anything for the MC. Her feelings will be told yelling at the MC usually around an episode in the teens.

Weeb 1: Omg, Rem is such a good character
Weeb 2: You only say that because she has Blue Hair Syndrome

by des rires October 26, 2019

yoga blue balls

When you leave a yoga class feeling unsatisfied, or unfulfilled.

Yeah that class was ok, but I still have yoga blue balls.

by YesIamthankyoumaam January 5, 2016

blue waffle crunch

When a woman with blue waffle stands above a Portuguese man named Mathew and makes him do sit ups, burying his face in her blue waffle and licking the lips before he returns to the ground.

Mr Vargas swore that his fine dad body was from eating blue waffle crunch and sit ups.

by BGwhskey July 2, 2017