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Video Game Blue Balls

When you are in the middle of playing an intense video game, and something forces you to quit. For example your mom, girlfriend, bad connection, or asshole friend. You feel like shit because you didn't get to finish the job.
Dude I was just about to get my nuke in modern warfare 2 but my mom turned off my xbox. Total video game blue balls.

I was one kill away from getting a killionaire in halo and my connection timed out. Left me with a case of video game blue balls.
by Papa Fong and Leroy January 7, 2011
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Middle Child Card Game

A 3-person drinking card game. Each person will draw one card from the pile in the middle, and whoever has the card that falls between the two is deemed the "middle child", and therefor is required to take a drink. (Ex. one person draws a 3, one person draws a 7, and one person draws a Queen, the person who draws a 7 would have to drink). Aces are High.

If two of the people playing draw the same card, then they are "twinsies", and they are required to High-Five while the "Odd Child" has to take a drink.

In the rare case that all three members draw the same card. Everyone else who is in the room is required to take a shot.
Brit: I pulled an 5.
Alex: BROOOOO, i pulled an 8.
Zach: I pulled a King.

Brit: Alex, You're the Middle Child.....you have to drink.

That's how you play "Middle Child Card Game"
by MiddleChildDrinkingGame October 16, 2011
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Political Party Blame Game

When people (most famously pundits like Hannity, O'Reilly, Olbermann, ect.) blame all of our problems and nitpick the problems of their opposing party. While not touching on subjects that portray THEIR party negatively.

Or more simply, somebody of one party blames all of their countries problems on their opposing party. While ignoring anything negative their party has done to the country.
Olbermann wouldn't stop talking about how Bush was ruining America, but doesn't say how Obama is ruining America.

While Hannity didn't say how Bush was ruining America, but tells how Obama is ruining America.

These are prime examples of the political party blame game. Blame everything
by Seth³ June 18, 2009
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Game Winning Shot

Hitting the game winning shot is like the feeling you get when you bust a nut inside a beautiful female.
Man it felt good hitting the game winning shot! It feels as good as busting one in a female.
by cheapsoot November 27, 2015
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Video Game Elitist

A person(s) who is better than most at a particular video game or games, due to their knowledge of the game, boss mechanics and item locations.
They also like to play games at low levels as they are superior beings in every way.

Only called an elitist by scrubs who have no real knowledge of game mechanics, run around in gank squads and are unable to beat a game at a twink level or lower without being carried.
Scrub: ***** is such a mean (video game) elitist prick.

**** made fun of my maximum level build, Twink runners are psychopathic video game elitist cunts
by We are Elite May 10, 2019
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Video Games

It's like a drug for Autistics
Lauren dumped her boyfriend because all he cared to do was play Video Games and depend on welfare.
by partyrockstar222 August 19, 2016
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Middle School Softball Game

Synonymous with a lack of talent. Any social situation where in the pursuit of sexual relations (ie. "Hooking up") the deterrent presents itself as a simple shortage of the opposite gender, or no one around worth fucking.
"Dude let's bail, this bar is a middle school softball game."
by thesingleshot April 24, 2010
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