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burst job

A burst job is when you go down on a guy and he cums super quick and way more than you expected
by CuriousGirl69 February 6, 2018
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Sneeze Job

A "Sneeze Job" is when a woman is sucking your dick, and she has to sneeze. As she sneezes, she creates a seal with her hand around your dickhole and violently sneezes into your urethra, causing a rapid and violent expansion.
Yo bro, did you get that sneeze job last night?
- A what? -

You know, a sneezer. Shit makes you bust extra hard I literally blacked out it was so good.
by 47outof46chromes October 24, 2024
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Stomache job

When a fat bitch beats ya meat with her rolls of fat
Bro never again will i fuck a fat bitch she gave me a stomache job
by Braindeadism October 29, 2017
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Fuck Job

Getting royally screwed over when you don't have to be.
Rolling a 1 and a 2 in backgammon is a fuck job.
by MrCrypes February 11, 2021
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Sonic job

A sexual position where a girl wrap around the dick then proceed to spin in a ball really fast like Sonic the Hedgehog.
"My got ripped off my body when she decided to give me a Sonic job"
by Crap carl June 28, 2022
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job market

A fictitious term invented by Corporate America to make people think that they actually have a chance at getting a job. Nowadays its harder than hell to get a job because none of these stupid ass recruiters takes anybody seriously when anyone applies. They use AI to filter out resumes which makes it even harder for a resume to by seen by aforementioned stupid ass recruiters. These motherfuckers come up with more reasons to not hire anybody than to actually hire anybody! What's the point in calling it a "market" if there's hardly any way in receiving the actual "product" a job? Sounds more like a lottery than a "market". Fucking ridiculous!
Hey, everyone keeps talking about this job market but I still can't get a job because I keep getting ghosted by "recruiters". Why call it a job market if I can't get a job?
by fedup job seeker August 16, 2025
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piston job

When a sexy brunette gives you an amazing blowjob until you cum in her mouth, she then swallows it and licks her lips
My girlfriend gave me a piston job lastnight it was amazing

You lucky bastard
by Barbay February 21, 2017
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