tennis ball tits

A person (usually a woman) who has small boobs. But, the boobs are near-perfect spheres.

John: Dude check out that girl over there!
Gabe: Yeah dude, her boobs are perfectly baseball shaped! Small, but yet very round and curve perfectly!
John: Yeah, they’re almost like tennis balls.
Gabe: So THAT’S why she called “tennis ball tits”?

by S0lari0us June 9, 2023

Eskimo tits

Like tits but their eskimo

I want some eskimo tits today

by NateDrake December 13, 2017

gravel tits

A girl who gets blacked out drunk on vodka
Redbull and then goes back to a dudes trailer and pukes all over his bed after sloppy first date sex. To top it off, she wakes up naked face down outside the trailer in the gravel.

You think you had a bad first date? Nothing compares to ole gravel tits

by GorillaSalad November 18, 2023

shrodinger's tits

When a woman wears a hoodie/sweater so big you cannot tell if her tits are small or huge.

Hey have you seen Abby's tits.
Nah I heard she got shrodinger's tits.
I wonder what size they are.

by TroubledTrout56 March 12, 2023

sugar tits

When a low budget tow truck driver thinks his man boobs will get him what he needs.

Hernandez , shake those sugar tits!!!!

by Ocfspgirl May 7, 2021

tits

Something big the girls have that men like to slap and stare at.

Damn, that's one big ass *looks at girls titties. those tits are even bigger tho*

by TheFatDudeWith_a_Rat February 16, 2020

Tits

Two squishy bumps on ur chest that are beautiful any size, shape, or colour. Except blue. If u have blue tits u should probably go get that checked out.

Person 1: woahhh, her tits are HUUUGEE
Person 2: *punches person 1* RESPECT WOMEN

by TheMegwan August 28, 2020