John Douglas

A kid who has a schmeet and sucks at 2k and crys when he gets kicked out of the xbox party

John douglas is gay

by daniel tubby September 30, 2020

Johnning

When someone makes very obvious and lazy excuses for their problems

"Stop Johnning bro"

by themsovietbois July 29, 2025

John Wick

A guy who's famous for being the world's famous spy, simultaneously making him the world's WORST spy.

"Dude, this new John Wick movie just came out! Wanna go see it?"
"They all have the same plot. Argh, who gives a crap they're good."

by Not Your Local Drug Dealer September 27, 2021

john mulder

John Mulder is a mythical man whose relationship with Lennox is rumoured to be gay

Gerry- You think john mulder’s straight?

Jerry- Is John even real?

by Gay Lord Steam Bath January 20, 2020

John

Napoleon complex loves to swallow

Damn john stop pulling a Nate

by 98765421 October 16, 2017

Poptart John

A Poptart John is the type of person who pretends to be useful when heated or in lieu of the presence of doughnuts or visa vie bad guys, but in actual reality is useless to all and sundry and only typically aggravates others in the near vicinity

God isn't John a poptart going round trying to save lives by asking them inane questions and proceeding to *fight* them outside country pubs. Some call such a. technique *popping out* or generally, *popped*

Yep but I blocked him by punching him in the guts and telling him *who's your daddy now*

Oh? What a grand casino technique. Il employ you to protect me from Poptart type Johns in future

Police receiving call:

Officer 1
Oh, seems *Poptart Johns* been drinking again

Officer 2
That's ok there's only about thirty of them on any given night in one medium country town to lock away anyway

*Please keep in mind that the previous sentence was spoken with grave sarcasm and chagrin*

by NunceBolger February 26, 2022

The John Daly

A makeshift mixed drink: pour the desired amount/type of vodka into a can of Arizona's Arnold Palmer tea.

I like to get shmammered off a good John Daly.
The John Daly is yummy.

by Daniel rehberger and bradystuv September 24, 2011