by Solitary May 29, 2007
Get the to pull a Jack Bauer mug.Similar to the drinking game Edward 40 hands, which involves taping 40 oz malt liquor bottles to each hand and consuming them as fast as possible. The major difference is that a fifth of jack daniels is substituted, which for all but the most hardened alcoholics should end in liver failure and death.
Oh fuck! Did you hear how he died? That shitbag was trying to be a hardass by playing Edward Jack Hands.
When I die I want to go out by playing Edward Jack Hands in a lawn chair on the white house lawn, live on National television.
When I die I want to go out by playing Edward Jack Hands in a lawn chair on the white house lawn, live on National television.
by Big Sizzler December 9, 2008
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Especially used when a guy is going after booty.
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"Dude, there's so many good girls for him, but he's too vain."
"Well, he isn't wrong; he's just got Jack Sparrow Syndrome."
"Well, he isn't wrong; he's just got Jack Sparrow Syndrome."
by Hook Me Choob September 17, 2016
Get the Jack Sparrow Syndrome mug./Jak/./En/./Tha/./Baks/ adj. 1. To drop in on someone completely unannounced thus upsetting them or potentially ruining something. 2. Dropping in without calling. 3. Showing up unannounced and fucking everything up.
1. He was about to get some from girl on the side but his woman Jack in the boxed his ass.
2. I was sleeping like a baby till I got jack in the boxed by that douche Bobby.
2. I was sleeping like a baby till I got jack in the boxed by that douche Bobby.
by Soulsurvivor_2001 April 15, 2006
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Neil: "Yo man did you just read my Jack Off Journal!!!!????
Pete: "Yeah bro, you've been puttin in some serious overtime!"
Pete: "Yeah bro, you've been puttin in some serious overtime!"
by MUSTANGSBLOW April 18, 2011
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by Altendorf December 9, 2008
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