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Slip 'N Jack

You and your girl are in the shower, and you don't really have much room to move around. So you both sit down facing each other. Her legs go over yours and you're sitting with your genitals next to each other. You take your dick and put it in her pussy. Then you proceed to move your dick with your hand in a jacking off motion in her pussy. Hence the Slip 'N Jack.
Mostly used in the shower, but also possible in a hot tub or a pool where you can't move much. Slip 'N Jack
by Scruffs June 20, 2009
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to pull a Jack Bauer

To work for 24 hours straight on something.
"Dammit! Database project for tommorow. I'm gonna have to pull a Jack Bauer to finish it!"
by Solitary May 29, 2007
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Edward Jack Hands

Similar to the drinking game Edward 40 hands, which involves taping 40 oz malt liquor bottles to each hand and consuming them as fast as possible. The major difference is that a fifth of jack daniels is substituted, which for all but the most hardened alcoholics should end in liver failure and death.
Oh fuck! Did you hear how he died? That shitbag was trying to be a hardass by playing Edward Jack Hands.

When I die I want to go out by playing Edward Jack Hands in a lawn chair on the white house lawn, live on National television.
by Big Sizzler December 9, 2008
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jacked up to jesus

when your hair is so high Jesus can touch it

source: toddlers and tiaras
by jymmrtn October 31, 2014
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Jack Sparrow Syndrome

When your inner-compass points you toward that which you most desire.

Especially used when a guy is going after booty.
"Dude, there's so many good girls for him, but he's too vain."

"Well, he isn't wrong; he's just got Jack Sparrow Syndrome."
by Hook Me Choob September 17, 2016
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Jack Off Journal

The journal a man keeps that documents his previous masturbation experiences. Typical Jack Off Journals contain time and date of session, video title, size of load and level pleasure rating.
Neil: "Yo man did you just read my Jack Off Journal!!!!????

Pete: "Yeah bro, you've been puttin in some serious overtime!"
by MUSTANGSBLOW April 18, 2011
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Gettin' Jacked

Spending lots of money to hook up with a girl (or even a guy) because they are so sexually attractive.
Babygirl so fine, I'm gettin' jacked. see the song, "Gettin' Jacked" by CJizzle @ www.thesixtyone.com
by Altendorf December 9, 2008
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