John Carlos Knight

This guy thinks he his a sigma, he plays with children and he thinks he's the hottest guy on earth

did you hear about what John Carlos Knight did to that little girl

by John Carlos Knight December 12, 2023

John Mayer'd

When someone replies to your messages with a reaction pic of John Mayer when you least expect it.

"Dude, I just got John Mayer'd."
"By who?"
"Lauren of course."

by John Mayer Stans July 24, 2018

John-Thomas

Strong black guy

Damn that guy John-Thomas is a beast

by BBCbloxxer January 09, 2022

John thomas

Penishe

He whipped out his john thomas so as to pee

by Cynomane June 19, 2023

John Campa

D1 pole vaulter and a pro pole dancer

John Campa twerked on me.

by 85634524512qws March 31, 2023

Little King John

One of the best characters in the Ratboy Genius Dreams Minecraft series, PLEASE!! watch it and you'll love it too.

Man, didn't you get kinda teary when they saved eachother? Yeah, Little King John spit some fire songs doe!

by USCPSC Official November 14, 2023

John moment

this is a term used by people for when someone, preferably by the name of John, says something or posts something that isn’t funny at all. that is when the term is used to show how unfunny your friend John is.

“dude, check this out!!”
*John shows something unfunny*
“wow, that’s an John moment.”

by Johnnotfunny2020 October 05, 2020