Personal J-Day

It's a day when you take off from school or work to jack off all day

Gene: "Hey man where's George?"

Ray: "Oh he took a Personal J-Day."

Gene: "Again? That's the third time this week"

by CINNAMINBUNNS October 11, 2011

brazil day

a day recognizing the great great great great grandparents of E.M. A day where these brave souls escaped the bondage of the Spanish conquistadors and came to this great land of America. Thank You S, for always believing in my heritage!

"Brazil day rocks! Lets have sex on the Landon football field to celebrate!"

by AdrianaLima14 March 24, 2009

Christmaquanadondica day

A combination of Christmas, Quanza, hunukkah, and Ramadon, respectively. Who's figure is the Great Christmaquanadondica Day Man; Celebrated on the 13th of December, It involves putting out Macaroni and Cheese, Mac-and-Cheese, or else he will put Caustic Soap in your bed while you sleep. Some versions involve a Great Fish spirit of Christmaquanadondica day, but the mainstream celebration only involves Christmaquanadondica Day Man

Jimmy: Mommy can we have Mac-and-cheese for dinner tonight? Please make extra for Christmaquanadondica Day Man.
Mother: Jimmy go to bed and stop with this nonsense.
Jimmy: Mommy No! He'll put caustic soap in my bed.

by Gardengnome December 26, 2010

National Rape Day

Don’t rape people it’s bad and national rape day is to put a stop to it

National rape day is to stop people raping girls and sometimes boys

by Stevi hardford March 20, 2021

Fur Days

Any significant amount of time.

" Dude, that class took fur days. "

" Woah. I was humpin' fur days. "

by MCbiggityBob May 21, 2010

fight another day

To withdraw instead of surrender, and save face by returning stronger than before, with the knowledge of past mistakes behind, and knowing where to attack the enemy.

It is better to live and fight another day than to die defending the undefendable.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004

Anthony Day-to-Davis

Nickname used for NBA Player, Anthony Davis. He is the softest player in the NBA, and always acts like he is getting shot when he gets touched by an opposing player. Anthony Davis is made of glass, which is why he is always in the injury report, listed day-to-day, giving him the nickname created by NBA Twitter: Anthony Day-To-Davis.

Shams: Lakers Anthony Davis is listed day-to-day with a sore p*ssy, and will be out for next game against Golden State.
Lakers Fan: Anthony Day-To-Davis is so soft, why does LeGOAT have to be with these soft mfs.

by lebronlakersfan14 January 16, 2022