Sweatpants John is what you call someone that is really good at a video game. They try so hard that they sweat. And they would then need to put Sweatpants on.
by Cragnon December 17, 2023
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by TheLobsterCopter5000 December 18, 2023
Get the John mug.A peeping john, which is also be called for as “The Whip snake” are regularly peepers are far more more dangerously than you think. Peeping John can also be a great intelligent guy, but his mortal enemy is the beach as it does not swim, but peeps
by The great majority December 19, 2023
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Best used when you are upset with your partner. You are doing your girl missionary, you pull out and lean back in a full service stance. With a loud grunt of effort overhand spike your load into her face. Then with John energy yell at her "you're a disgrace!" Then storn out of the room mumbling to yourself "40 love".
I was mad at my girlfriend last night. Totally subjected her to a John mackenroe. Made me feel much better.
by DaveKendrick December 24, 2023
Get the john mackenroe mug.John is very loud, but that’s only because he cares. Get into discussions with things you’re both passionate about, and they’ll be the most interesting thing you’ve talked about that day. He might not open up immediately, but if you can spend time with him, it’ll definitely be amazing.
by RCG_Hater December 24, 2023
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2) A loyal friend. In spite some character flaws such as not being able to swim.
3) One who is the opposite of a simp.
2) A loyal friend. In spite some character flaws such as not being able to swim.
3) One who is the opposite of a simp.
John Marston defied his wife's protest to walked up a mountain taking out shit heads left and right to avenge a fellow fallen bad ass.
by Darth Ruin December 28, 2023
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