Off me tits

A British English term for someone who's intoxicated on drugs or alcohol, sometimes both.

I've been using so much, I've been off me tits for weeks.

by enemy-spotted February 10, 2019

Shiver me nipples

I misheard “Shiver Me Timbers”

Ooh I’m so scared Shiver Me Nipples!

by HalfGayPanda March 23, 2022

Despicable me 2

Dave is the best minion no contest.

“Despicable me 2 is the greatest film of all time”

“Azelin stop jerking off to despicable me 2”

by Sober_Blam April 19, 2023

tit me off

To make someone laugh excesively

You really tit me off dude!

by mrsquiggles141 February 14, 2017

Too cute for me

When a girl is saying this and you know you’re actually not. That is the biggest cap of the year

Sam is way too cute for me, he’s out of my league.

That girl is way too cute for me idk how I can talk to her.

by Notgoodatwords July 18, 2020

Crikey Me Mcpipen

The saying of a true legend, in the act of being surprised and impressed.

Person A, 'Look at those melves'
Person B, 'Crikey Me Mcpipen

by Thomay March 05, 2019

Do me a solid

a solid is when you ask for a favor and by doing so you owe them a solid (favor) as well/

Hey can you do me a solid?
You do realize you owe me a solid as well if I say yes, right?
Yes

by Darkslayer543 February 21, 2017