Singing fish collector

Some people that are obssesed with singing fish and play with them and waste $400 on a single fish . Also they are on youtube.

***e**44: I wasted $400 on a bony soul and now im poor! 💸💸💸💸

Someone: i want rocking fish
Ebay seller: ok want it for $1000000000000000

Just******s******f***c*******: OMG WHERE DID YOU GET THAT
Me: he got it from you 🙄🙄🙄

Someone: i dont have any fishes and im not a singing fish collector
Me: good for u!!

by Pxprobotvidz January 16, 2020

Chisel-Fish

A derogatory term given to a person; a piece of shit haggler, who constantly to haggles over price effectively whittling the amount down in the same way you would chisel a piece of wood. Similar to the term "To Jew down the price"

...oh yeah, Steve so-and-so, is the biggest chisel-fish. He's always trying to get it cheaper...

by mojo8772 January 29, 2020

Cold Fish

A weak handshake where one grasps the knuckles/fingers of a person’s hand instead of a full, in-palm hand grab.

“Hey man, nice to see you!”
*other person gives lazy handshake*
“You cold fished me man!”

by GetOlympiaBitch January 30, 2020

Fish

i person you dont like that smells bad

paige: ewww you smell that fish??
lauren: yucky i smell it all the way over here

by ihateyoun+c February 7, 2020

A Penguin That Prefers His Fish Cooked Waddles On A Slippery Slope

The translation of a Swedish proverb to mean not to dwell on things that cannot be

Jack: So I've been putting a lot of thought into it and I think Jessica and I would make a great couple!

George: Come on Jack, remember what dad always told us: "A Penguin That Prefers His Fish Cooked Waddles On A Slippery Slope." You know you have no chance with Jessica, stop obsessing over it.

by Zoom_Zolomon March 28, 2020

Fish

Someone fishing for attention on the internet

"Hey did you hear John is a simp

" Really?, He did really seem to be a fish in front of the ladies"

by Jaemindontcare March 30, 2020

Cap fishing

When I handicapped person tricks you into wanting to be intimate with them due to them not showing you they are handicapped in there photos. Photos from the neck up only.

Sal: Dude did you here about Jim

Nat: Nah what happened?
Sal: He got was a victim of cap fishing. That girl he went on a date with was actually handicapped and he didn’t know because she never said anything.

by iamanthonydean April 10, 2020