Blind Date

To have your dinner partner blindfold themselves while you spit caviar through a straw

"My date Bailey and I were set up on a blind date."

"Did it go well?"
"No, she said the caviar tasted worse than her ass getting rammed by a semi truck"

by That-Guy-Jerry December 16, 2022

Ghost dating

Either breaking up with someone, or not dating them to begin with but stil doing relationship like things with your partner.

“You guys broke up but get you took a shower with him this morning, your ghost dating.

by Rinny_1 December 19, 2022

Big Data Energy

The confident energy emitted by businesses harnessing their big data (large quantities of incoming and outgoing data) through data analytics & visualization and don't have to tell anyone about it. The energy speaks for itself. The big D energy tells its own story of bold, informed decisions. Every business strives for big D energy. Only a few possess such a gift. Businesses with big D energy possess qualities such as a competitive advantage, stickiness, being future-proof, and having the ability to easily pinpoint their pain points and monetize their data.

Wow, that business has Big Data Energy and is flourishing, because its management makes real-time, informed decisions. They must have Big D Insights dashboards!

by OQLIS February 3, 2023

Talk Data to me

An invitation for companies to explore their business data, and embark on a data journey through analytics and visualization. A feeling of excitement and arousal is achieved when companies talk about their data, see their data, tell their data stories, and make informed decisions based on these unified monitoring data dashboards.

I love it when my bosses talk Data to me, it really gets my analytic juices flowing.

by OQLIS February 3, 2023

Competitive dating

1. Competing with other couples to prove which couple has a better relationship
2. Dating purely for the purpose of increasing the number of people you have dated
3. Dating for the purpose of increasing your body count

1. Competitive dating isn’t for me. I don’t think it’s fulfilling to try and prove the quality of your relationship

2. I like competitive dating. I’m now at 175.

by nyxusz March 3, 2023

radiometric dating

The scientific process of measuring the decay of elemental isotopes such as Carbon-14 to determine the age of organic or non-organic matter.

Person 1: Cool fossil! How old is it?
Person 2: I'm not sure. But we can find out from radiometric dating!

by HughMann45 April 5, 2023

National Date Day

On April 10th ,you have to date your crush/girlfriend.

Guy; Hey, its 10 april.(national date day)
Girl; Lets go date.

by just a cute bf April 9, 2023