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white elephant gift 

A way to royally screw over your friends...especially 2 Pump Chump...by taking away all the gifts he desperately wanted and giving him a Sex Yoga Mat so he could go home and get lucky with his wife but be incredibly jealous of all the alcohol he missed out on!!!!!
After showing up to a White Elephant gift exchange with a spectacular gift for his friends, Leonard had all of his gifts stolen from him because his friends couldn't open up their own gifts, so he ended up with a yoga mat and a hangover.
white elephant gift by J Money Money December 14, 2016

white girl 

Often spotted at Starbucks wearing black leggings white elites, superstars, Stan smiths or white converses. iPhone users, lives on Instagram and snapchat
Today I went to Starbucks in my black leggings Stan smiths and Patagonia jacket ordered a PSL then took a picture to post on Instagram

Im A white girl
white girl by NickIsAYvngGoblIN February 6, 2017

White Coffee 

When you jizz in to some ones coffee then not tell them until they have drank it
Jack - here's a coffee Jodie

Jodie - Thank you
5 minutes later......
John - You know that was a white coffee
Jodie - You dirty pig fuck you
White Coffee by Onhhh March 1, 2017

White girlfriend 

The name for a best friend to call another with both being the whitest people on the planet. You're sure to call only your best friend this. You must both be [white}. Very white. Gotta be [truw}.
There goes my White Girlfriend, she's truw.

white witch 

The white residue in the stem of a well used G/Meth pipe
To smoke the white witch just push the residue from the stem of the pipe back into the bowl ......Beware the witch witch KICKS.....
white witch by jadedpeckerwood July 14, 2017

White Trash Standoff 

White Trash Standoff often called an American Standoff is similar to a Mexican standoff but specifically pertaining to debt collectors and phone calls.

When a debt collector calls from an unknown number and you hesitantly answer. They ask to speak with you. You claim you’re not there in order to discover who they are first. They refuse to give you the information unless you tell them who you are. Thus a white Trash Standoff.

confrontation amongst two or more parties in which no strategy exists that allows any party to achieve victory.
Unknown Caller: “May I speak with enter your name here?”
You: *thinking it’s a debt collector* “Not at the moment. Who is this?”
Thereby creating a White Trash Standoff