Bro...

a term typically followed by awkward silence as everyone thinks of how stupid the thing you just said was.

Bro... Shut the fuck up.

by odinchicken October 18, 2022

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keg of bros

A term referring to a group of men that identify/would be identified as bros. This is best used for groups of young men who appear as stereotypical bros. (For example: wearing baseball caps and sleeveless sports tees. Often refer to each other as bro or dude.)

As "herd" or "pack" are used in wildlife documentaries.

Ex: Look over there! It's a keg of bros headed to the football game!

by Caged Birdy November 17, 2015

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bro swam

A compliment, typically used when a musical artist makes great music.

Did bro swim? Yeah bro swam.

by [plug swim] October 25, 2023

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bro-push

having someone help push your pregnant wife down the stairs

dude i fucked up. i need a bro-push tomorrow.

by varrrrna January 20, 2022

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Bro Dozed

The results of When Bro A accidentally roofies Bro B instead of his intended female target. Bro A then violently analy assaults Bro B so he doesn’t waste his roofie.

Bro B has no recollection of the event, but wonders why his rectum is painfully inflamed

Dick Shirt Jon: I’m not sure but I think that moron Drink Drugging Mike Sam the Red Bro Dozed me last night. My ass is on fire.

by TOTEMIR August 25, 2022

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Bro- tanglement

That moment went when friends simultaneously text each other or simultaneously think of each other or simultaneously think of one another and text each other.
Derived from the theory of Quantum Entanglement.

"Bro we texted each other at the same time!" "Yeah, that's some crazy Bro- tanglement!"

by littlelamb1996 July 4, 2017

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