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time bomb

The moment at work when you look up at the clock, only to be disapointed to learn that it is still much earlier than you thought.
Tom's stomach rumbled so he looked up at the clock, but he had stumbled upon a time bomb; it was only 10:30.
by crookedrose May 30, 2008
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time skunk

a person who pushes their e.t.a further and further back until they end up not coming to that social event at all
a time skunk probably doesn't value or respect your time
by Sexydimma February 3, 2020
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The New York Times

The New York Times is a great source of fake news!
by Yeyeeeee123 December 19, 2019
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All The Time Moment

When someone says they do something "all the time". Pioneered by Bradley, see below for original "all the time" moment.
Original All The Time Moment:

Brad: You have holes in your jumper for your fingers... I do that ALLLL THE TIME, like probably THREE YEARS AGO, at LEAST.
Aiden: (claps)
Brad walks off.
Me: Fuck.
by Schuface January 6, 2008
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#2 time out

When your day is suddenly and unexpectedly interrupted by poop. Your busy, and just a minute ago you were fine, but suddenly you've got a slippery bowling ball in your ass that is just about to punch its way out and all you can do is drop whatever you were doing and dash (hilarously) to the can.
Gilbert: Rodney, I didn't know you'd be here, how you been man?
Rodney: Hold that thought, Rodney needs to take a #2 time out.
by Babbo August 27, 2008
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Midnight time troll

a perosn that comes out at night to fuck you
chad:remember when pulled a midnight time troll and went to brads place and tryed to rape him
Jeff: ya
by Assy mcgee October 1, 2007
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all time loser

Noun. A public house, a bar. Rhyming slang on 'boozer'. See 'boozer'. British.
"Wanna go get a coupla drinks at the old all time loser?"
by Alex Quantashassle February 12, 2005
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