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Handy Man

When the male pulls out during doggy-style and ejaculates down the length of the female's ass crack. Afterwards, the male licks his thumb and smoothes out the semen as if it were a line of silicone.
That chick had a draft so I gave her a handy man.
by jbill January 5, 2009
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Macho Man

macho man is when your tossing salad and you put your lips to their asshole and go
OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
by rmag December 31, 2004
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man ho

(1) Most commonly used to mean a man who lays women like bricks.
(2) Justin Timberlake.
(3) What a jealous, jaded gay man wails indignantly at his partner when he discovers he's been getting some backdoor lovin' on the side.
syn: bitch
(1) "That man ho actually thinks that crusty patch of skin on his dick is POISON IVY."
(2) "OH MY GOD! MAN HO IS PLAYING THE ASTRODOME TONIGHT!!!! OH MY GOD!!! *hyperventilates.* *has aneurysm.* *dies.*"
(3) "You tapped that douche bag bitch's ass! YOU MAN HO!!!!"
by 4l3x April 17, 2004
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Man Cunt

The ultimate dickbag, or king of all doucheboxes. A sorry excuse for a man, who often can be found at 24 Hour Fitness with a fake tan and a jar of protein powder sticking out of his ass, grunting and gawking at the ladies to try to get the attention he apparently never got as a child.

Often passes around STD's and thinks he is the sexiest thing to ever strut around the mangina bars he hangs out at, combing the dance floor or bar area for younger broads who don't realize what a fucking loser he is quite yet because these younger chicks lack experience. Super dumbass, who spells shit wrong on his Facebook, and makes headlines or quotes on his page such as, "Keep it real,"or "This is why I'm hot," in addition to pictures of himself flexing.

Basically a disgrace to all men, metrosexual, overly-wrapped up in his own shit, and feels entitled to sex... and makes a big fucking deal about not getting enough sex...even though he sucks major ass in bed. Basically, he put the chick's legs over her head and sticks it in and fucking chills there, being all like, "Is this good for you, babe?" Constantly has to beat off because he sucks at life altogether. Constantly cheats on his dumbass, in-denial girlfriend, and uses words like, "sweetheart" to detract attention from his dirty fucking ballsack and unfaithful tendencies.
"I know the game. I've dated a lot of mediocre man cunt in my day."

"I really wanted to lift that pink, 5lb dumbbell in the dance studio at 24 hour Fitness, but that man cunt is in there humping a jar of protein powder."

"Just wanted to say, GO FUCK YOURSELF. You're a mediocre piece of man cunt...have fun with your sad life and big, gaping vagina."

"I really wanted to use the ab machine at 24 Hour Fitness, but that man cunt is too busy ass fucking himself all over it..."
by CheryltheShitShow July 27, 2009
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man up

Derived from the phrase "cowboy up", meaning "be tough, be strong, act like a real cowboy", which was in use in rodeo circles at least since the mid-1970's. "Man up" means, similarly, "be tough, be a man, do what a man should do." Other derivations, such as "woman up", are common.
Stop complainign and man up!
by Aab July 12, 2006
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Man Chair

A sexual position that involves a man sitting down with the woman sitting on his lap as if she was sitting on a chair.
Hey baby, why don't you come take a seat in this Man Chair?
by Tim0210 October 22, 2007
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Man stamp

The patch of hair on a man's lower back in the same area that a woman would get a "tramp stamp" tattoo. This patch of hair is typically the only hair they have on their back, and is often similar in size and shape to a tramp stamp.
When John took his shirt off, the man stamp peaking out above his shorts put Mary's tramp stamp to shame.
by Fuzzy back December 25, 2010
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