(n.) A situation where an idea or thing has very little probability of existing or continuing to exist. In the same vein as "a snowball's chance in Hell," except less dependent on Christian ideologies.
Based on the idea that a mass of flatus has very little chance of being smelt if it is whisked away by the high-velocity air currents native to the windtunnels used in aeronautics testing.
Based on the idea that a mass of flatus has very little chance of being smelt if it is whisked away by the high-velocity air currents native to the windtunnels used in aeronautics testing.
Your new newsblog doesn't have a fart's chance in a windtunnel unless you plagiarize the shit out of other more prominent newsblogs.
by jableshables August 20, 2010
Get the a fart's chance in a windtunnel mug.When you go into freeland and find an old lady ripping a wet fart onto a patch of flowers then picks them and smells them
by team anal May 9, 2014
Get the freeland fart nectar mug.I had a massive load of chipotle a few hours ago and, well, let's just say I am losing the farting contest.
by veteransalt May 18, 2014
Get the Losing the Farting Contest mug.Flatulence produced when you eat too much play doh because you had leftovers from building your sweet ancient Aztec replica village with play doh. Only happens when mixed with cream soda.
by Johnny_Chimpo July 8, 2014
Get the play doh fart mug.In addition to cupping your fart in your hand, instead of simply throwing it in somenes face, you would put the cupped air directly in your mouth and blow it in your victims face.
by Cup Fart, Cup a fart, fart March 27, 2016
Get the Cup Fart Cobra mug.A sauna filled with naked men who release thick, drinkable farts at the same time. Combined with the humidity of the Sauna, it creates possibly the thickest air ever seen as well as the most rancid, honking smell ever. Some say you can drink the farts they are that thick.
"Oi perkele, Teemu, what are your plans for weekend?"
"Me and da boyz goin fo da Finnish Fart Lagoon, wanna come"
"I'm down"
"Me and da boyz goin fo da Finnish Fart Lagoon, wanna come"
"I'm down"
by StinkyBoy556 November 27, 2019
Get the Finnish Fart Lagoon mug.Probably the most disgusting and toxic type of fart that the human body can produce. Occurs the morning after a heavy rum and curry night.
by RTM 1963 May 2, 2018
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