by Ducktholomew October 13, 2022
Get the Egg Boiling Fart mug.Farts that shoot straight into the couch cushion that remain trapped there until they force their way to the surface and out of the cushion. This usually occurs when your fat ass sits on the cushion or gets up, causing air flow to push the depressed couch farts out.
by StealthMeistro November 23, 2021
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Get the front fart surprise mug.by fattoeknee July 6, 2009
Get the Pot Luck Fart mug.(n.) A situation where an idea or thing has very little probability of existing or continuing to exist. In the same vein as "a snowball's chance in Hell," except less dependent on Christian ideologies.
Based on the idea that a mass of flatus has very little chance of being smelt if it is whisked away by the high-velocity air currents native to the windtunnels used in aeronautics testing.
Based on the idea that a mass of flatus has very little chance of being smelt if it is whisked away by the high-velocity air currents native to the windtunnels used in aeronautics testing.
Your new newsblog doesn't have a fart's chance in a windtunnel unless you plagiarize the shit out of other more prominent newsblogs.
by jableshables August 20, 2010
Get the a fart's chance in a windtunnel mug.In addition to cupping your fart in your hand, instead of simply throwing it in somenes face, you would put the cupped air directly in your mouth and blow it in your victims face.
by Cup Fart, Cup a fart, fart March 27, 2016
Get the Cup Fart Cobra mug.Man. I was at my fiance's parents house for dinner,and I really had to let one rip. But I did a total eclipse of the fart instead.
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