Goosing parkade in water

Ducking building on fire

“I’m not a coward I ran through a ducking building on fire, Sophia. You’re a bitch”
“Yeah okay carter. And I walked through a goosing parkade in water”

by I’mnotextrapettyuare January 1, 2019

Pottle of water

Bottle of water but spelt with a P.

Alison: Can I take your order please?
JJ: Can I get a Big Mac with some chips and tomato sauce? Oh, and let me get some apples, a packin’ of crisps, an OMGbergine, a Corcaighette, a Quarter pounder with chiz and a Pottle of water. Alison: Coming right up!

by Jamiejohn2012 April 10, 2025

water

its wet like ur girls badussy

u "zaman she's wet"
me af "wet like water"

by Not nalina January 29, 2022

nut water

in regards to the 'water' that escapes the 'bottle' on a 'school bus'

no, dont bring anymore nut water to school eric!

by Nut water👅💦 November 16, 2018

wank water

When you choose to masturbate in the bath.

Be careful not to ruin your bath with wank water.

by knobend1989 May 22, 2016

mrs waters

sweet old lady who is lore athletic that you. She a runner she a track star. She has grandma energy. But can DECAPITATE YOU AND EAT U. She also luvs to dab kids up 🦶🦶🦶

peppa pig: “I just got candy from mes waters and it almost killed me 🙀🙀”
Daddy piggy” “welp good for u, ya should’ve known it’s from mrs waters DUHHH 🙀🙀🙀.”

by Urfavrat December 26, 2022

Water Headache

Having a major headache after taking a shower, a bath, swimming or being in water for a long time. The headache usually occurs within a few minutes.

Jim: Dude, why does my head hurt so much!

Bob: Werent you in the shower ten minutes ago?

Jim: Yeah, but wh-

Bob: You have a water headache.

Jim: Ohhhhh ouch!

by Igiko Pop September 28, 2011