john piss

A man that assasinated osama bin laden

John Piss entered the building and yelled "Give Up your Jah coins and no one dies"

by birbfuckingrapeyou May 24, 2019

John Barry

Someone who loves elf bars, naps, gg bulot, Nazi propaganda, freshmen, whippets, and taking care of drunk girls at parties.

“Have you seen that John Barry over there? He loves being a bad boy😍.”

by playboyxo January 15, 2024

Withered John

Used as a verb as a synonym for laughing. When you use this, it means the joke told was really funny.

Haha! That joke just made me Withered John.

by gumballfan1 October 27, 2025

John

A twat and a cunt with a small dick

You’re such a john

by Andrew Johnson 2016 February 9, 2018

DEAR JOHN

Saying "Dear John" singnifies your a bitch who would leave John for litterally no reason, when you could have just explained your situation, leaving both you and "John" separate from the one you love for the rest of your lives.

Dear John, Im a fucking stupid bitch.

by Godddddamng it November 30, 2021

john smith 3:15

“thou shall not dirty dance in da streets”

my dance friends were reciting the bible verse john smith 3:15 to me yesterday

by Johnny Smith 315 October 1, 2019

John

This one guy I know

Hey I saw John on the weekend

by Konitherobot September 14, 2020