Funky Monkey

When you take a guy you turn him upside down and lick his whole body.

One day we were feeling horny and i gave him the Funky Monkey.

by UrBaN MoNkEy March 5, 2008

space monkey

Some goofy looking kid who never answers back when you're talking to him.

Always in some zone where the air must be thin. Reminds you of that russian space chimp when you look at him.

This place is just full of space monkeys.. They're blowing my zone. Lets bag it and be-gone.

by Dr.Robert June 16, 2005

homocidal monkey

the green paper mache monkey sitting in chrissy's closet. he carries the dreaded banana of complete and utter DOOM, in which he likes to stab people with when they are asleep. "DIEDIEDIE"

p.s. HE'S BLIND!!!

..seven days.. is doomsday.. the homocidal monkey is going to.. EAT YOU. k bye.

by chrissy March 15, 2005

Spicy monkey chili

When you put ketchup on your dick as lube and then stick it up a women's ass.

"Bro, I put spicy monkey chili in her ass she loved it."

by Jingles Berry April 18, 2015

dirt monkey

Hot ass man that has facial hair, tattoos, piercings, and just looks dirty...but is really clean.

Damn, Dave Navarro is a dirt monkey.

by Brinaccu August 10, 2006

slap your monkey

The act of beating your meat, wacking the sausage, ect.

Jerry slapped his monkey, example of slap your monkey

by meat_beater February 27, 2015

Don't give a monkeys

I don't care about it.

'Hey, how did he get that sandwich?'
'I don't give a monkeys how he got it. I'm off to the pub.'

by Brutus73 December 23, 2011