Simp

a person you are obsessed with but cant have

did you know ashley is a simp for tom holland

by whyusimpwhatabunchofweenies August 3, 2020

Simp

BSG's one and only SHOTTA

The biggest simp ever?

Oh yeah that's bsg_shotta

by Bsg_finest April 21, 2022

Simp

Tico Games- A bitch ass nigga who simps for a purple hair fatass bitch who prolly stinks because she never gets off her pc. Tico does not like homies. Tico has a very low bitch rate

Kiwi-“i just showered “
Tico-“oh, what do you smell like?”
Tico a simp.

by Tico A Bitch 445 April 20, 2023

Simp

1.When a male/female dedicates all their time for their crush just to get ghosted or friendzoned

2.When a bestfriend replaces group plans with plans that involve their gf/bf or with a "special" person that you think likes you back but in reality doesn't and ends up friendzoning you or ghosting you.

"bro quit being a simp and hangout with the bros instead"

dude you're a simp if you think she likes you

Bro 1: dude i rlly like this girl and i drop hints and all but i dont think shes catching them.
Bro 2: omg quit being a simp, smoke this blunt and quit chasin.

by Sir Sabby I January 11, 2020

Simp

A simp is someone who uses chivalry in hopes of receiving sexual gratification, etc etc. commonly associated with the names:Jon(athan) Eugene Scott, Maus on, Alexander Goins, Tristan Greg(soralong), and Zander.

Why, yes how did you know that Jon, Alexander, mauson, Tristan, and Xander where all simps?

by Ttijhgyjvfddkijff December 31, 2019

simp

a simp is a man who will be willing to do anything for a woman.

“ lee do you want to come out”

“ no i’m going to go do horse riding with millie”
“ lee winder your such a simp!”

by ahokthenboomer July 9, 2020

Simp

A Chinese chubby egghead named cactus that likes a girl named shouq.

Someone: Yo bro did u hear what about with the kid who ate that dog at school?

Friend: No what happened?

Someone: Apparently he’s a simp and like shouq 💀

by Cactus’ best friend 😎 October 15, 2020