The act of making yourself as fat and greasy as possible, and then forcefully fucking a girl in a bathroom while you have two friends guard the door. Consent is not required.
A: What happened to you at the bar last night?
B: I was busy giving some girl a dirty Roethlisberger.
B: I was busy giving some girl a dirty Roethlisberger.
by philnatic8008 February 14, 2011
When you fart in a crowded elevator quietly. And no one knows it's you. But it smells so bad, it's like nerve gas. Your eyes are running, you nose is burning and you vomiting uncontrollably.
The dirty jet is when you're a mom and need to fart. So You shit your pants on an elevator. Then everyone gets out and your kids yell MOM!
by Feddies July 16, 2017
The moment when a guy collects semen and rubs it on a piece of toast, waits for it to get crusty, then serves it to his wife. After she’s done he smacks her in the face with a fish.
by Bad horneytoad June 02, 2019
When a dude sleeps by himself and in his dream he has a girl who watches him jerk off to a leprechaun at the end of a rainbow with a lot of dicks
by blockdied January 07, 2021
The dirty h is a nickname for the city of Haverhill, MA. It's an ok city with some ghetto neighborhoods in northeast Massachusetts.
A: where you from?
B: the dirty h nigga
A: yall ghetto af
B: rather live in haverhill than methtown or lawrence
A: tru
B: the dirty h nigga
A: yall ghetto af
B: rather live in haverhill than methtown or lawrence
A: tru
by YungHill January 24, 2017
"When I see those posters for the new Simple Life, I have a dirty crush on Paris Hilton, despite all her STDs."
by ZDP June 19, 2006
Noah enjoys a good hard peg every Friday night and cums in a jar to sell on the dark web. He doesn't have much luck in the world of love, but god fucking damn he is hot.
by Noahsexualizer May 05, 2022