drop the kids off

When you dont want to say i have to poop or take a dump

Hey, i'll be right back, I gotta drop the kids off and they are in a hurry!

by slingerboy August 26, 2008

Jamaican Jerk-off

Applying various spices to your penis during gratification. At climax, the ejaculate is collected and added to savory meat dishes.

In tonight's episode of Hellish Kitchen, Dylan's dish stole the show with his rustic rendition of the Jamaican Jerk-off.

by Metamuciliac September 17, 2015

get one off

finish yourself while jacking off

Sorry, I had to get one off but I'm back!

by apple bottomless April 28, 2016

pulling off a Gopal

the act of completing the process of Chad-hood and becoming an absolute CHAD

Example: He's managed to make 5 girlfriends. He is absolutely pulling off a Gopal!

by Kuu44 November 30, 2020

beat off chair

The chair in your man cave that is specifically reserved for beating off. The proper protocol for sitting in the beat off chair is a laptop with POV porn maximized and ensconced on ones lap.

Don was in the beat off chair airing out the boys to bukkake when his wife walked in on him.

by Beety McMeety January 6, 2012

Falling Off The Perc

A meaning when you say something very weird or cringy or mostly dumb and you keep acting goofy about it.

My friend is Falling Off The Perc when he was shoving hot dogs in his mouth.
My friend is Falling Off The Perc for calling my other friend a terrorist because of race.

by BlackBirdWiles May 16, 2022

Wash off the Taco

The act of cleaning one's vaginal area, esp. if one is prone to chronic, unpleasant odor.

Dude, I was going down on this chick and nearly gagged. She needed to go wash off the taco.

by Heatmizuh August 26, 2004