zoom poop

When you mute and turn off the camera in a Zoom to go poop really fast so no one notices.

I was in this long 2 hour meeting and had to Zoom Poop twice. Glad no one noticed.

by secnewt July 26, 2022

poop

instead of pooping in the toilet you poop on your boyfriends chest and he licks it off

1. you have to poop but dont want to in the toilet
2. so you ask your boyfriend/girlfriend to do something ang gets in the mood
3. you tell him close his eyes and then you start pooping on him and he smells it
4. then he licks it and gets to having fun with her/he

by MINISTUFF130 April 22, 2023

ghost poop

when you try to poop but you just fart

man you pooped quick.
nah man it was just a ghost poop.

by hammie boie July 12, 2018

Poop

A brown banana which you can't eat also it smells bad

Guy 1: hey i ate a brown banana
Guy 2: from where
Guy 1: from a stinky wet hole
Guy 2: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO IT WAS POOP
Guy 1: ?

by Charisto123 May 9, 2023

pooping pad

The pad you put over the leftover defication and liquids in a porta-potty to insure no splash back

Lay down a pooping pad first

by johnphok March 14, 2015

poops and laughter

Another way of "shits and giggles", just in case you decide to say it around your grandma and she doesn't approve of curse words.

Charlie: Hey Sarah, I believe your theory is right, but I'm just going to Google it anyways just for poops and laughter.

by denchr6 May 24, 2024

bird pooping

why the heck did you even type this? this literally means a bird pooping its self explanatory ⋌༼ •̀ ⌂ •́ ༽⋋

Why are you watching a bird pooping on youtube you creep

by iamsokawaiiuwu May 13, 2022