fair's field party

An amazing place to party if you're looking for an awful time. You're not getting laid from any girls that show up if you don't have a razor or a truck that's beat to shit. Not to mention that most of the girls that show up there are still in High School. Average age of men that arrive are 19-22. Average age of woman that arrive are 15-18. The young girls are always up for a good and sexual time if you provide alcohol and a ride in your razor. You may think their fires are made out of firewood? Nope, their fires are made out of used tires. In this case, if you've been to any field parties at fairs, you should probably get a CT scan the following month to see if you have lung cancer. Locals may show up and either stab or shoot you. If your bored and that's your type of crowd, get out there!

Hey what are you up to tonight man?
Nothing, I might go to fair's field party?
Don't go unless you have a razor or a taste in underage woman...
uhhh I'm good, It doesn't sound like a very good time...
That's what I thought, let that cesspool have fun!

by sneakydudedictionary December 6, 2019

Texas Tea Party

Texas Tea Party: Filling a Texas girls mouth with Dr. Pepper, then you drop a mento in her mouth and dip your balls in the explosion.

The Texas Tea Party blew out of her mouth like I struck oil!!!

by 0101101101 September 19, 2023

tiktok rizz party

a dumbass party run by dumbass people

"yo bro wtf is a tiktok rizz party"
"i dont fucking know"

by iceythreejz August 11, 2023

Tupperware Party

When the gay community is primarily bottoms.

This gay club is like a tupperware party: all bottoms and no tops.

by Scottsborough May 5, 2021

Party Treats

Items of many kinds usually things like herbal tablets etc bought to increase the experience of events, parties and functions

guy 1: party treats?

guy 2: I'd love some, lets get crazy

by MMMMUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRR April 27, 2010

Party hat

This is given to an opposing player in the Halo videogame series when a plasma grenade is stuck to their head. The name originates from the blueish glow right before the grenade detonates.

Halo player 1: Here you go, a personal party hat just for you! *stick*

Halo player 2: Whah? *booom*

by CallMeNightmare April 22, 2009

Party Platter

When a woman is giving you head, you simply use her head as a tray to hold your bowl of munchies.

I was horny and hungry so I told Shelly that I wanted a Party Platter.

by Mehard June 13, 2007