Utilitarian Guy

rejection of material girl, striving for to be like the of
only using what is needed

I'm a utilitarian guy

by tearbrush July 24, 2022

Girlfriend Guy

A male who spends a disproportionate amount of time with his female significant other, often at the cost of hanging out with the boys.

A: Has anybody seen Cooper this weekend?
B: I think he's back in Chicago again.
A: Man, what a Girlfriend Guy!

by leadrock December 4, 2022

That guy

Dominic Ali, he is beyond him

"Dominic Ali is that guy"

by That guy lover January 26, 2023

Guy bi

when everything else completely fails to work and no more can be added you must bring this out.

Then:stfu u gay
Me:ur mom gay
Them:ur dad lesbian

Me:ur granny tranny
Them:ur pappy trappy

*me sweating*
Me:ur guy bi
The entire world becomes an airport for a landing station of all the planets as earth enters a dark zone and every single planet known to man starts hurdling toward it as Big Ben explodes and as the world starts to crumble letting out all the demons who were hidden beneath the rocks.

by joshieposhy May 10, 2018

Sleepy Guy

A friend that is invited to dinner parties and bars and ends up dozing off and closing his eyes in public

Dude we went out with GK and he shut his eyes midway through a beer.. what a sleepy guy!

by Goalmolkus May 6, 2017

Flaming Guy Fieri

This is a cocktail. Its one part Bacardi, one part Captain Morgan, one part pineapple juice, one part coconut milk, half part cholula, one part fire ball. Pour over ice, garnish with lame gas station sunglasses... For a frozen blended, use creme de coco instead of coconut milk, with a 151 floater lit on fire. Garnish with jersey shore chain.

flaming guy fieri; aka the dumpster fire; aka the singed visor; aka the peroxide blonde; aka the stanky goatee

credit: Javier Piquero

"hey man, give me a flaming guy fieri"
"oh, you never heard of that?"
"cool, its one part bacardi, one part captain morgan, one part pineapple, one part half part cholula, one part fire ball"

by PavierJiquero February 10, 2023

I-wish-my-daughter-was-never-born guy

It’s not that I don’t give a shit about your problems... it’s just that my dick... it’s too small! I try to care but just before I get there my little pee pee just doesn’t reach!

Hym “See... I-wish-my-daughter-was-never-born guy decided to talk shit about a guy who (literally) WROTE A SHIT-TALKING BIBLE OF WHICH I AM THE LITERAL SHIT TALKING GOD. So, here we go! He wishes his daughter was never born but his youngest child WASN’T born because the girl he was dating got an abortion. Now that generally causes a lot of couples to break up, and they did break up, but that isn’t why they broke up! No. It was just that after the ABORTION she just.... well.... got real distant and... you know.... I don’t know... But it wasn’t the fact the she didn’t want to be with him long term so desperately that she was willing to KILL AN ACTUAL CHILD so that she wouldn’t have to be with him. It couldn’t be that he’s worthless and will never accomplish anything (and she could tell that by sleeping with him). It also couldn’t be that the only thing good about him can be measured in inches. And even that wasn’t enough to stop his baby mama from wanting other dicks.

by Hym Iam November 3, 2022