PMPE Slap

The per-my-previous-email slap is a rebuke of someone who has had insight or a course of action laid out for theme but has ignore that in one or more prior communications.

The PMPE Slapw

“Steve just doesn’t get it. After a text, a phone call, and three emails all saying the same thing I had to hit him with a PMPE Slap…”

by threepio January 4, 2022

Slapped Patio Head

Slapped patio head is referring to head that is being given on a patio. It is in reference to the gayest Smiths song ever 'Reel Around The Fountain'. If someone wants to slap you on a patio, they are probably wanting to give you the best head ever.

Sam: 15 minutes with you..
Hailey: Oh, it looks like she wants some slapped patio head!
Emma: I don't blame her...

by jeffbuckleygoesmeow June 29, 2023

slap

ass a kid when u were misbehaving ur mom would slap you. another definition is when u see a big ass u slap it.

i stole from the store so my mom slapped me or i slap the shotrys fat ass

by iFUCKEDURBITCH42069 September 17, 2020

strike and slap

An advanced sales technique used by experienced salespeople. When a customer is being an idiot, the salesman will strike the table loudly with his hands to get the customer's attention. As the customer looks up find out what just happened, a forceful SLAP to the face from the salesman is the final finishing move. When used, this technique asserts dominance.

Hey bro. I had to break out the Ole strike and slap on that idiot.

by Love Stinks January 5, 2024

Train Slap

A type of slap created by a girl that went to my highschool. It was named for her because someone would say something so stupid that she would wind her hand back and before the person recieving ever saw it coming it had already hit them. Usually leaving a large red mark on their face.

Dude, you got train slapped! you must have said something pretty stupid.

by EricisanAhole August 31, 2010

Toddler slap

A male on male sex act. Most often preformed in the doggey position. The person at the back grabs the person's at the fronts child, still an infant by the legs and proceeds to donkey punch the person at the fronts head with the infant.

Hey did you hear Mike's not a did any more?
What?
Yeah Gaza was pumping him up the ass and toddler slapped him so hard he broke little John's skull.

by Toddler slap June 30, 2023

slap

When you spank Jada Smith's ass in front of Will whilst he plays with his tiny willy, then cum in his mouth and watch him puke while she records and posts it on her instagram

God damn, never realized slappin the shit out of Jada in front of soft Willy would feel this good

by ManOfSex April 12, 2022