Pussy Monkey

When your girl has a hairy pussy like a monkey

She got a whole jungle with pussy monkeys

by Jojo cya bitch March 10, 2020

chicken pussy

an opposing player in call of duty who runs away instead of shooting you

this guy's a fucking chicken pussy, making me chase after him to shoot him

by spiral420 September 19, 2023

window pussy

Hot chick at a bar that you will neither talk to or approach but stare at and imagine naked

The three hot girls accross the bar are window pussy.

by Axil87 May 13, 2018

maximum pussy

A person without a backbone. Extreme cowardice. Will be fake nice to you to your face, have opinions of your behind their back, but never the courage to tell you to your face.

I can't believe Owen didn't have the courage to be straight with me; that guy is a maximum pussy.

by ecrest October 19, 2015

Unicorn Pussy

When some queen puts glitter in the fisting lube and leaves your bioluminescent butthole sharting glitter for a week.

Strobe’s unicorn pussy captivated a large audience at last month’s fisting party. The guy stretching him open was tripping on shrooms and claimed that the hole spoke to him and revealed the meaning of life.

by Strobesauce May 22, 2023

Pussy Duty

Having Pussy Duty at a party is being given the job to eat out the pussies until they come.

"And, did you get to fuck a lot last night?"

"Nay, I had Pussy Duty..."

by dutchpantyraider May 22, 2019

Glue pussy

When a pussy is half wet, and half dry, and has the sticky consistency of half dry glue.

A: "I couldn't shove my man meat in cause she had that glue pussy."

B: "You gotta get her moister than an oyster first my guy"

A: "Ooohhhh, thanks for the tip bro."

by Conways daddy November 10, 2021