october 7th

national ask your crush out day

you:hey be my bf/gf

them: yes sheeeesh

you: swaggyyyy

hey its october 7th will you be my bf/gf

by im so swaggy October 7, 2021

October 31st

It’s fucking Halloween what the hell did you think it was gonna say? Go get fucking drunk and sleep with your boss, maybe wear a slut costume? I don’t know go do something with you life

Person “hey it’s October 31st what are you doing tonight”
Other person “idk what am I supposed to do”
Person “it’s fucking Halloween”
Other person “oh- I knew that”

by Itsokyk October 18, 2020

October 16th

people born on October u are bad at everything. ur a bitch. a hoe. ur scared, womp womp

person 1:hey man when is ur birthday?
person 2: October 16th why?
ur a bitch ngl

by zvov February 29, 2024

October 29

Kick anyone with a name that starts with an I or a V

Victor: Hi Jared
Jared kicks Victor
Victor: wtf
Jared: it’s October 29

by 1234657 October 28, 2019

October 10th

National buy your partner a gift day

It’s October 10th!

by Lxxlee September 20, 2021

October 24th

People born on October 24th are scarier looking than Frankenstein's monster. Stay away from me.

Oh no! You were born on October 24th! Please get away from me!

by leon1hk August 9, 2021

October 17th

Today, whenever the teacher turns their back hit the woah. Count how many times you do it and beat your friends (don't go too crazy.)

Bro, it's October 17th time to hit the woah.

by someannoyingperson4637236 October 16, 2019