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alabama nose job

Is when you bite someone’s nose and you get the Hershey Squirts and your ass hole is blasting the song all start while shrek rips open a new ass hole for you. Then after 3 days of marinating in oatmeal you have crabs coming out of your pee hole. ;)
Yo billy bob, I got the Alabama nose job yesterday from your gram gram!
by Man hole March 9, 2020
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clutch job

he was given a clutch job by that man
by Spaminacan_18 March 16, 2020
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Tet Job

When 2 or more men get together one is stationary and they use the other mans testicles to wrap around their dick as a pocket pussy.
"Jimmy gave me the finest Tet Job last night, we even invited Sam over to participate."
by tetjob March 20, 2020
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Hatchet Job

Little Susie went home to a hatchet job last night
by Word handle being used March 21, 2020
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clam job

My baby just got a sugar Brazilian wax. She’s going to be getting. Lot of clam jobs
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Canadian nose job

The Canadian nose job is a form of sexual pleasure where the man sticks his big nose in a women’s vagina and blows his nose then licks the snot back up from inside the vagina.
I gave Susie a Canadian nose job last night. It was fuckin fantastic!
by Sweaty Kaink June 8, 2020
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Pearl Job

A superior blow job performed by any male of the Pearl family in which the male Pearl gargles the fresh semen with eyes closed before swallowing.
I thought Laura gave good blow jobs until Ryan gave me my first Pearl Job last night...
by D. Uorts June 21, 2020
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