your mom 

the woman who gave birth to you

Who’s that?
YOUR MOM

your mom by Lionel Molina October 29, 2019

Your mom 

A devastating blow, can be diffused in any conversation and used as any comeback or response.
Those fallen victim to this attack will doubtlessly struggle to recover

“What do you want for dinner, sweetie?”
“How about yOUR MOM!”

“Dude, i wasn’t listening to miss, what are we doing??”
“YOUR MOM!”

Your mom by dylanthedino October 30, 2019

Ur Mom 

Ur mom is hot, funny, sweet, intelligent, and, well, your mom. You never want to lose her, neither will the men,😉. She is the best person to have in the world.

Friend:Hey, who do you like?
You would say ur mom.

Ur Mom by Molly._._ November 1, 2019

Your mom 

Ugly

Jonathan: “Guess who’s ugly”

Nathen: “Who?”

Jonathan: “Your mom”

Your mom by 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈💕 November 2, 2019

drumline mom 

the kindest member of the drumline; protected at all costs
Jobs include:
-answering the same question 10 times
-reminding everyone to put on sunscreen

-carrying extra earplugs

“Does anyone know what we’re supposed to be doing?”

“Idk ask the drumline mom”

drumline mom by Just me g November 3, 2019

Ur mom 

She helps you but embarrass ya

Mom: Honey look it’s Mickey Mouse! Hi Mickey my daughter loves you
Daughter: Mommmmm!
Mom: but I’m you ur mom
Daughter: idc

Ur mom by Your meme girl November 11, 2019

ur mom 

ur mom is always with you, unlike your dad who left for milk and never came back

Ur mom gay!
I know, I have two moms

ur mom by TheBestPerson(Nadia) November 12, 2019