Life

A form of existence where subjects experience normal, live-like behaviours. Only 0.001% of the human population have this strange attribute.

Antonyms: Fortnite, Eugeny, School

Sebastien asked me to get a life.

by NoSoul. March 21, 2018

Life

is death

Person 1: What is life, really?
Person 2: Life is death.

by ghosts_are_real March 30, 2018

clench life

Seizing every opportunity. Not letting anything slips through your fingers. Living life to max and beyond.

"That's my boy! Shawn White! CLENCH LIFE! CLENCH LIFE BABY! Don't you ever doubt my boy again! Whatever bad thing you said about him, TAKE IT BACK! USA slay all day." -Leslie Jones commenting on Shaun Whites' third Gold Medal at tbe 2018 Olympics.

by HELLO BROOKLYN! May 14, 2018

Life

A slow and very painful death

Life is defined as every one is dying a slow and painful death if you think about it.

by Lifesucks21 May 14, 2018

Life

I need to get one pls

(me): listens to soundcloud mixtape '
(kxng):listens to it with him
(me) : still needs a life
(kxng) NGGHA WE HAVE NO LIFES HOW IMA GET ONE

(soundcloudnibba): HERE IS UR LIFE
(kxng&me): that not a life it a trash mixtape im sorry.

by that word doe March 27, 2018

hard knock life

From the musical Annie. Also background soundtrack for "fail compilations" and snuff/rekt videos.

It's the hard knock life.

by sigmundur May 18, 2018

LIFE

RULE#9 <(Rule 35)>
I INVOKE RULE 9!!!
EVOLUTION...
Dance with me please...
...Because The White Horse rides alone...

RUN LIFE IS COMING.

by KyleC.. May 21, 2018