John

John is a cool laid back dude with trust issues, a very short temper, and will claim to be broke but never really is. He has been hurt multiple times before but he still tries to open up and find the right one. He knows how to dress, and he makes sure everybody around him is good. If dating a John never let him go or do him wrong because you’ll really regret it. He literally has a one of a kind vibe and you will never find somebody that loves you like John does. If you ever find a John don't let him go or you’ll regret it.

Wassup John.

by Sheeeeeeeeshhhh October 29, 2021

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Creamy John

When a man puts a Chocolate or Vanilla Long John in a girls vagina

OMG last night I got the best Creamy John from the school janitor

by Didyoujust-touchmyass December 20, 2017

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John Brenard Wieksner

John Bernard Wieksner who also goes by as Jack looks like a 5th grader, but is instead in highschool. He has an average size dick for his hight. He is a literal crack head, he also realy wants to FUCK the shit out of some girl whos name starts with M.

John Brenard Wieksner is a crack head

by Audon October 9, 2019

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John Wayne Maybe

(n. - pejorative)

A predatory, middle -aged cab driver often found trolling Chicago's north side neighborhood bars around 4 AM. Explicitly fond of adopting the role of "daddy" for one or multiple "sons." May or may not express a desire to engage in light bondage, optionally involving toys. Individual possesses a questionable and unsettling familiarity with a victim's close friends.

See also: "predatory closet job."

Dude, if you're cabbing home after the bars close, it's safer in groups... you might end up with John Wayne Maybe.

by IvyLeague86 November 14, 2014

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