Competitive Hand Waving

1. A euphemism for decision-making based on the best sounding idea.

2. A travel game, whereby contestants traveling in an automobile time the amount of time it takes for people in other automobiles to return a hand wave. Lowest time is best.
Currently, development decision are often made in meetings on the basis of competitive hand waving, when they should be made on the basis of usability data.
by ToeJamboree February 19, 2010
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fruity hands™

Fruity hands™, is when two people shake/hold hands and they are both some way lgbtqia+.

Fruity means some way lgbtqia+, hands™ going with the theme of doing something with hands together with someone else.
A) "Amity's and Luz's handshake from the Owl House was so fruity"
B) "that's some fruity hands™"

A) "I wish we could have fruity hands™"
B) "Who said we couldn't?"
by joulukuusi August 04, 2021
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oil hand

Typically a person with a bigger than life personality. One who is Stronger, faster and better at everything. You don't have to work in the oil field to be a hand. They are everywhere!
Oil hand! why are your jeans tucked inside your boots?!

Oil hand! why do your Truck tires cost more than the truck?!

Oil Hand! you are Loud and very proud
by Bamafan December 19, 2013
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Homie Hands

The action of covering a homies weed to block out strong winds, and make lighting the joint/pipe/bowl/bong easier.
Real homies do Homie Hands.
Smoker 1: Yo bro, it's way too windy out here to light this. Mind giving me some homie hands?
Smoker 2: Yeah of course bro.
by Normbot13 December 01, 2020
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Hand Bike

Where a woman will get underneath an unsatisfied man and will then proceed to rotate his balls clockwise
she gave him a hand bike so that he could cum
by Dan Olack November 15, 2007
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Second-hand therapy

When a girl dates a guy who needs therapy, so she ends up going to therapy herself. It means that motherducker is receiving second-hand therapy.
I gotta find a girl in therapy, so I can release all of my anger onto her without feeling guilty. She can just release it back onto her therapist. I ain't paying $120 an hour. I use second-hand therapy.
by Stipebengalka December 16, 2021
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texas hand grip

Where you jerk a guy off and rub his balls at the same time.
by Overtime Whore November 08, 2017
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