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Double crust 

Explains the relation when a man is deeply friendzoned by a woman he just wants as a f*** buddy. It's hard to penetrate through the "double crust"
I thought listening to her problems would make us closer. I don't want a relationship I just want to pork her. Now I've hit a double crust.
Double crust by Chessna November 24, 2013

double-banked 

See double-banged.

Double-banked is an incorrect term for double-banged. To be double-banged is to be assualted by 2 people.
She said 'Hey did you see that guy's head? He got double-banked!'

He said 'No he didn't, that doesn't make sense. I think you mean double-banged... You're joobbadee.'
double-banked by Yumma Weena November 26, 2013

Double suck maneuver 

A.) When someone sucks so bad they suck twice
Matt sucks at sucking at life so bad that it is the double suck maneuver

Double He-Licks 

This is what gay biologists call the 69 position.
- Dude, take a break from that lab report and give me a blow job.
- I'm stressed out too. How bout you Watson my Crick and we make it a double he-licks.

double platinum cush 

Double platinum Cush is the most fantastic marijuana I have ever put in my bong
I was stoned off my ass after I had some double platinum Cush man...

double winkie 

Having your partner under your balls batting their eyelashes against your ball hair. Your partner can also be jerking you off or giving you a rusty trombone at the same time.
She gave him a double winkie while reaching up and jerking him off
double winkie by wee gilly March 19, 2014