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Simp

That kid Zues is a simp always crying about shit
by spinjay210 January 28, 2023
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Simp

In all matters of professionalism, it refers to a bub.
Wow that bub guy is a real simp.
by Morrow.mc March 24, 2020
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Multi-Platform Simp

A fail troll insult used by console fanboys to shame gamers who play on multiple gaming consoles and possibly PC.
The multi-platform simps got cucked by the great Phil Spencer because there was no mention of Halo or Xbox Game Pass going to Nintendo Switch.
by Harambe25 April 4, 2022
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Simp

by anonymous September 14, 2020
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Simp

by kjgytyrcfutgiygiyh March 31, 2020
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simp

There are squirrels in my pants!
Tell me whats makin' you jump like that!
S-I-M-P, Squirrels in my pants!
Ain't got no chickens,
Ain't got no rats...
S-I-M-P, (Candace & Background)Squirrels in my pants!
S to the I to the M to the P,
Then maybe you can be moving like me...
Step right over and watch me put it down...
Squirrels
Squirrels!
Step right over and watch me put it...
S to the I to M to the P!
Who you got back and watering your plants?
S-I-M-P, Squirrels in my Pants...
How can I qualify for government graaaants...
S-I-M-P, Squirrels in my Pants...
Yeah...
Hypnotize me, put me in a trance...
S-I-M-P, Squirrels in my Pants...
Got an Aunt Florance living in Fraaance...
She can't see the-
Squirrels in my Pants!
Step right over and watch me put it down...
Squirrels! Squirrels!
Step right over and watch me put it...
S to the I to the M to the P!
AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!
simp
by who gave my son an onion June 22, 2020
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Simp

A person, no matter their gender, who ends up doing way too much for a partner.
by MrWhomstDVe August 2, 2020
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