Slapped Ham

A red or inflammed pussy, most common after

drawn out & vigorous sex.
Let me know when I can have some more of that slapped ham
by LemonySnickets February 05, 2022
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Pork Slapping

When a nude male, vigorously hip thrusts forward and back. His semi-hard penis loudly,

"slaps" their lower under belly.

This is usually accompanied by howling, hooting and a wildly contorted set face.

It is very animalistic.
When Jack got out of the shower saw his mate and started pork slapping. She got wet from 3 feet away.
by Dirtiest Johnny September 14, 2020
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salty neck slap

When your hand is sweaty and you proceed to slap someone on the throat .
Ayye Bish, you finna get salty neck slapped?
by J . Cortez February 12, 2016
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gucci slap

After being fucked out of the Gucci flip flops that you threw on to fuck another man's bitch and as a result of the tremendous ass throwing skills of said bitch, its the act of enthusiastically striking either of the thot's buttocks with the intention of both congratulating her efforts and leaving the word Gucci emblazoned on her cheeks.
Darnell: Bruh I was fucking my uncles wife from the back. She was feeling it, she started yelling "DO IT! DO IT!" So I let them shits go.
Bruh: Oh shit son, you gonna get her pregnant again.
Darnell: Yeah probably. She was mad as shit, she didn't want the cream filling, she just wanted a gucci slap.
Bruh: So what you do?
Darnell: I gucci slapped that bitch. She earned it.
by Jaydubble April 06, 2016
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big mac slap

When a fat man is doing a girl from behind he lifts his belly up and slaps it on the females back
I couldn’t believe it bro, not only did she let me smash, she let me Big Mac Slap my fat gut on her back
by Bigmacslapdaddy July 03, 2018
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slap some ham on it

If theres a problem in any way shape or form you just slap some ham on it. That's all you need to do. Problem Solved.
Man 1:Dude, I'm failing all of my classes right now and i just dont know what to do to fix my grades.

Man 2:Hey, just slap some ham on it.
by TheGa1eFund February 02, 2019
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Eye Slap

Eye slap... verb, to roll your eyes in disgust at someone
Some one rolls their eyes at you in disgust and you ask... Did you just eye slap me?
by 1 Scooter September 14, 2023
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