Oklahoma water slide

This is when a girl is riding your cock and she pisses while sliding up and down your shaft so much she slides right off.

Man, this chick and I were banging after drinking all night, she ended up in the floor after an Oklahoma water slide.

by Daddy Big Balls June 11, 2021

dog water

Dog water is a term used most commonly by 9-year-old Fortnite players. This is an immaculate insult perfect for both hurting your opponent and stunning them with your impressive vocabulary.

You're dog water kid I can box you like a fish. Get out of my lobby!

by tttttg January 13, 2021

pp water

type of clear substance that comes out of primarily the male genitals. Loved by Joshie boi and is usually consumed by him through sucction of toilet water mixed with the pp water . Joshie boi can also store it in his beanie for later consumption.

Ayy yo joshie boi, you want sum of that refreshing pp water?

by Ninja boi228 March 21, 2021

Water Queen

Your girlfriend or friend with benefits who has a WAP*. Italians call it "Goomah."

*there ain't no way you don't know what this means

*sighs* Man I love the Miami but I miss my back-home water queen.

by phukkinInthebushes October 23, 2022

Toilet water

Toilet water is the water that splash’s your balls after you take a fat shit.

“God damn it! The toilet water splashed my balls!”

by RomanTurkey April 19, 2023

I do not recognize the bodies in the water

Relating to SCP-2316. A reinforcing statement to remind yourself that you do not recognize the bodies in the water.

If you begin to see floating corpses in the lake that resemble someone you know or have known: Repeat the phrase “I do not recognize the bodies in the water” while leaving the site. Do not attempt to make contact or try to rescue the bodies. People that enter the lake are considered lost.

John: *sees a corpse resembling the body of a childhood friend (unaware of SCP-2316)* “Oh my god I have to save him!” *John enters the lake and is now lost*

Researcher A: *Sees the corpse of his older brother (aware of 2316)* “ I do not recognize the bodies in the water”

by Flarbsb McFarberson December 28, 2022

Water Headache

Having a major headache after taking a shower, a bath, swimming or being in water for a long time. The headache usually occurs within a few minutes.

Jim: Dude, why does my head hurt so much!

Bob: Werent you in the shower ten minutes ago?

Jim: Yeah, but wh-

Bob: You have a water headache.

Jim: Ohhhhh ouch!

by Igiko Pop September 28, 2011