knee slap

A white person slang

your funny-guy

i know-girl

knee slap-guy

by iiicxtie March 20, 2020

bitched slapped

when someones being a bitch so they get slapped

Kelly: oh chloes standing on the stairs
Jen: she has FOMO
Amber: errr she needs bitched slapped

chloe:.... yous bully me

by marieex October 24, 2018

couch slap

when some person slaps another persons couch.

Look at that kid over there i will give him a couch slap. Ow.

by RJ, Jacek December 29, 2007

Dick Slap

Person slap face with dick

I dick slapped my homie

by Qwerty Hitler January 16, 2024

Slap Happy Grand Pappy

An old man that loves to slap during sex.

(From Diary of a Wimpy Kid)

Jared: Oh, man. My dad's a Slap Happy Grand Pappy
Mike: Sorry to hear that.

by SeevaGooner March 28, 2023

The Akram Slap

When your shagging your mam in the back of your jaguar and you ask to get another perm- your mum is discussed and slaps you.

I asked my mam for a haircut and WACK the Akram slap

by Hani Akram September 24, 2019

Salmon slap discount

While at pike street market in Seattle, some visitors have received this discount of 5 percent reality check. You must be passing through, unaware of your surroundings and slapped in the face by a raw salmon that is thrown across from an employee to another as part of their gimmick.

Albert got the salmon slap discount again.. It seems to be helping his ADHD. I added to psychological evaluation.

by Petesbeeps April 18, 2018