dirty one bang

when someone punch hits or kiks someone once but very hard

"i'm gunna dirty one bang you in the face"

by thenutterishere January 19, 2009

one man rape

When three people quit a team slayer match in Halo (a videogame) shortly before the match starts, leaving the player alone against a four person team.

Its not yet a "one man rape" unless that player gets more kills than the opposing team at the end of the match.

"Dude, I just did a one man rape against those noobs in Halo!"

by Pamp28 February 9, 2009

one legged duck

1. Phrase used to describe some fucked up shit.

2. Also can be used to describe something impossible

It ain't gonna happen. It's like telling a one legged duck to swim straight

by PTM May 18, 2006

one-fingered banjo

The fingering of somebody's asshole with just one finger.

This weekend, I'm going to play the one-fingered banjo.

by drewsephh January 23, 2010

One Eyed Monster

A regular, large male penis, but always aroused and horny.

Me: Hey girl you want to see my One Eyed Monster?
Girlfriend: Again? Sure, but is it gonna be up and at it again?
Me: You know it!
Girlfriend: Awwwwwwwww yea! Let's go!
Me: Where?
Girlfriend: Everywhere!

by B4st4rd1yxxxxxx December 18, 2011

one way bastard

Someone who stops at mcdonalds for breakfast prior to showing up for work, and doesn't call his co-workers to see if they'd like something. Even though he knows that (1.) They will & (2.) they would be more than willing to pay them for said items.

Nick showed up with a tasty breakfast before work. He did not text or call anyone with his intentions. Now I have to sit here & watch him eat his Mcdonalds breakfast. That "one way bastard"

by blackbirdracing July 23, 2011

one dead soldier

Nickname for a bottle, often liquor but can be soda or anything else, that has been fully releived of its contents

"ahhh... One dead soldier *hic!* Hand me another Schlitz, willya?"

by Charles Hazelwood January 22, 2005