Shit box

A shit box is. Something that doesn’t work

This car is a shit box

by SUMMERARCH December 30, 2019

I got a box

A term used by professional skaters when explaining the moment they became a pro for a specific company by them sending a box.

I got a box and after that I became a pro

by EDHS March 24, 2020

Tool Box Ted

Referring to bicycle mechanics. A guy who thinks he is a pro mechanic because he’s watched a few videos on YouTube. He has more money than brains. He tries to work on his own bike but usually does more harm than good. He then takes said bike to a real mechanic for a real fix and always blames his errors on non-existent manufacturing defects.

Mechanic: What the fuck happened to this wheel?

TBT: I tried truing it, but it just wouldn’t work. Obviously there’s something wrong with it.

Mechanic: It looks like a God Damn Pringle. Jesus you’re a Tool Box Ted.

by LtDanGotNoLegs March 29, 2020

Box

A box is a cube or rectangular prismed shaped item. It usually is used to store items such as the common sense you left in your attic if you're reading this.

Mom: Wow son, that's a nice box in your room.
Son: Thank you, I use it to hold my pokémon cards.

by If.the.shoe.fits March 31, 2020

Box

Contains everything

The Box is the cosmological object that contains everything. Regardless of internal properties, it is in the Box, for any value of "it".

by YeetusDeletus69420 April 4, 2020

Box Bitch

An unwitting (usually conspiracy theorist) mouthpiece for the intelligence service's obfuscation and disinformation campaigns. Particularly Britain's MI5 due to their postal address being Box 500.

David Icke is a box bitch

by DirkThrust April 12, 2020

The Box

Another name for jail

Hit a lick with the box

by Eek err April 20, 2020