Kipper Hand

When a guy fingers a women and his hand smells afterwards which is known as kipper hand

Man you’ve got kipper hand after fingering that bird

by Cafc56 January 4, 2018

crusty farm hand

Collecting a vast amount of sperm and feces to smear it on your partners back during doggy style

Yea Jessie cheated on me so I just gave her the crusty farm hand and bounced.

by Turdburgelur April 24, 2018

the easy hand

In cryptocurrency trading, someone who will instantly sell their coin once they see it drop a little bit in value. This name is often attributed to new crypto-traders who don't have much faith in blockchain.

"Bitcoin is crashing! It dropped 5% in the past hour, I'm gonna sell!" -Chad
"Dude, don't be the easy hand. HODL." -Ned

by AlmondMan May 2, 2018

Hand warmer 9000

The hand warmer 9000 is a version of a hand job where instead of just the motion of a normal hand job, someone increases speed and pressure of their grip until the male penis begins to heat up and turn red do to the friction caused by the speed and pressure of someone’s hand in the vertical up and down motion.

Male: “Hey babe can you give me the hand warmer 9000?”
Female: “yeah of course I can”

by Yesdadyes January 4, 2020

blackened-hands triumph

Refers to where ya emerge from da garage or workshop and grinningly display yer grease/soot-covered hands for da folks waiting outside to learn da results of yer repair-efforts; da idea is dat yer "soiled but pridefully-happy" gesture indicates dat yer task was totally messy and disagreeable, but dat ya were indeed successful in yer refurbishing endeavors.

Extra points if da crowd of onlookers breaks into congratulatory applause (like da fellow passengers do in "What About Bob?" when said trepidatious Robert actually manages to ride all da way to his destination without totally freaking out) when you do yer blackened-hands triumph maneuver.

by QuacksO January 5, 2020

“Hands Bitch”

Any person who is singularly use to sexually excite or satisfy with JUST their hands.
This is very similar to a Side Bitch but is exclusively used for hand stuff.

Shaniquwah was Percey’s “Hands Bitch” and regularly gave him the handy dandy business every Thursday night. He also had a Booty Bitch.

by PlasticSheep January 8, 2020

Two Hand Timmy

The act of launching someone with one/two arms, proceeding to hit the victims head onto a piece of furniture or wall.

“Brett what’d you do??”
“I two hand timmy’d him”

by Digg Bickk January 17, 2020