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Tool Box Ted

Referring to bicycle mechanics. A guy who thinks he is a pro mechanic because he’s watched a few videos on YouTube. He has more money than brains. He tries to work on his own bike but usually does more harm than good. He then takes said bike to a real mechanic for a real fix and always blames his errors on non-existent manufacturing defects.
Mechanic: What the fuck happened to this wheel?

TBT: I tried truing it, but it just wouldn’t work. Obviously there’s something wrong with it.

Mechanic: It looks like a God Damn Pringle. Jesus you’re a Tool Box Ted.
by LtDanGotNoLegs March 29, 2020
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X-Box Tough

Someone who acts cocky, trash talks about you and your mom, and claims he can beat up anyone. Generally said by pre-teens with no social interactions.
Boy 01: "Yeah that kid over there? He was talking smack about my mom and claiming he could whoop my ass."
Boy 02: " so what happened after that!?"
Boy 01: "So I found him after school, told him he gets on free punch, stood there like a coward, and then I whooped his ass!"
Boy 02:" Nothing worse than acting like something yo are not. He's X-Box Tough"
by Shrek8donkey September 1, 2020
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Jack in the box

A nightmare fuel. Kid friendly version of a jumpscare
Person 1: Hey remember Jack in the box?

Person 2: Yeah THOSE WERE FUCKING HORRIFYING!
by Attention_tobirds12 August 20, 2023
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Jack in the box

When two are having sex, one watches queitly watches in the closet jerking off. Then jumps out loudly yelling carnival noises and takes his friends position.
I was banging this hot chick buy I finished early so my buddy jack in the boxed me.
by Phil Clarke July 6, 2015
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beat box

A personal computer, often many years old, whose sole function is watching porn.
Damn that thing's ancient, it still work?

It'll surf the web, that's all I need it for. It's my beat box.
by dashman23 March 15, 2024
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Nicky-To-Go Box

When you’re at a restaurant and the food sucks, you then have it wrapped up to go so you can throw it out later.
Waitress: Do you want a box for your leftover food?
You: No
Waitress: But that’s so much food you haven’t eaten! Are you sure?
You: Yes, can I have the check?
Waitress: It’s no problem to wrap it up.

You: (exasperated) Fine! Put it in a Nicky-To-Go Box. Thank you.
by Catlady2002 May 30, 2022
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bow box

Prolonged anhallation of the vagina causing it to swell
Have you seen Lucy's bow box from Trent last night?
by Bindiface January 1, 2017
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