the girl with the ocean eyes

The girl with the ocean eyes will take your breath away. She is truly mesmerizing and makes earth a better place. Adorned with hair as soft as silk and eyes in which you can see literal ocean waves she is a different kind of magical. Oh and by the way, in some cases her name is Eve…
You are blessed if you’ve got the girl with the ocean eyes as your friend.

She’s amazing.

She’s as graceful as an angel, as beautiful as every sunset, yet you better look out for the waves, destined to come only for you to drown - the girl with the ocean eyes.

the girl with the ocean eyes by your stupid-ass friend November 21, 2021

grapple the gorillia

to spank your huge monkey or penis with a firm hold firoutiously till its discolored

wanna go grapple the gorillia while watching scooby doo

grapple the gorillia by dtrizzle by nizzle December 17, 2008

bumping the grind  

Making the system work for you. This may include taking home office supplies, sending out mail for free, or running your own business from work. Also known as bumpin da grind.

With his low salary and absolutely no benefits, Will realized he was never going to make it in his current job unless he began looking after his own needs and stated bumping the grind .

bumping the grind by maximo hudson February 5, 2009

bite the green weeny 

To die.

Don't fall off that cliff or you'll bite the green weeny.

bite the green weeny by jcoffland May 10, 2010

Comb the Goat 

To play with ones penis pistol; Do anything that takes time or is difficult in nature; To beat someones ass; To beat around the bush or lollygag;

Hey I'm outta here I gotta go "Comb the Goat"!

Im'ma be out here all day Combing this Goat!

If you don't get the hell outta my face I'm gonna Comb your fucking Goat!

I told you to do it like fifteen minutes ago, now quit Combing your Goat and get this shit done!

Comb the Goat by The Brizzle1 May 17, 2010

watering the grass 

Drinking heavily and getting stoned at the same time.

We were headed to the Lil Wayne concert, so we were watering the grass before we went in to get into the right frame of mind.

watering the grass by pkwinsome September 26, 2010

Zombies the game 

Backround:
"Zombies" originated in 2011 when someone who was in their house pretended to fall off a toy motorcycle, die, and come back to life as a zombie, going around to his family members while moaning "Brains" and pretending to eat their heads. Soon the other children,in the house all began pretending to eat their parents. This was just the beginning. They started going to playgrounds to play the game. Although the game started with the Zombies walking slow and moaning the word "brains", it was an unfair advantage to the humans. Therefore, the game transformed into a game where the zombies run and the humans have guns. The guns do not kill the Zombies, only slow them down for a couple of seconds. The game began to spread on June 25, 2011 when the kids went to the playground and started to play Zombies with their siblings. Other children at the playground began to join in. 10 games of Zombies where played that day, and ever since then the game has been spreading.

So, ultimately, how do you play Zombies the Game?
The game begins with around 1-4 Zombies. Everyone else is a human. The zombies chase the humans trying to bite or scratch them (pretend bite and scratch, of course). The humans can use their imaginary guns to slow down the zombies if they are about to bite them, but the guns only slow down the zombies for a second or two. Once a human is bitten or scratched by a zombie they become a zombie and try to get the humans. The last human standing is the winner of the game. Once every person is turned into a Zombie the game is over. There are no bases in this game, zombies are allowed to run and climb, and only humans have guns.

Zombies the game by scorens June 28, 2011