Simp Capture

The psychological or practical state of expectation to be successful in convincing another person (usually seen as somehow inferior or exploitable) to have a task completed for you, usually by means of charm, coercion, baiting, promising a particular desired reciprocation, or to be able to exercise a particular privilege. It is rarely acknowledged and usually expected to not be seen as morally or ethically inappropriate or unacceptable, and may or may not cause one psychological distress depending on a real or expected outcome of success, the person’s own moral or ethical awareness, social normalization of the action of simp capture, or real or perceived perception of personal ineffectiveness in doing the desired action themselves.

Dude knows the ladies fall all over him and he expects to treat them however he wants or to get whatever he wants from them. He’s simp captured and doesn’t even know it!

by Jamesy801 June 19, 2024

beta simp

A sideline simp watches and admires or dreams about the other lover.

Some beta simps never dare to open their pieholes.

by [Insert FakeName] June 24, 2024

Simp

someone who does way too much for a person they like

Ali the simp : bro i made her assignments just to build trust, we are not even dating

dee : you're a simp

by Sabkapapahumai June 30, 2024

Simping fuckface

This entire PARAGRAPH of straight glazing:

Jyot means divine light. She will conquer the world and blow your mind. She is pretty chill and likes to wear sweatpants but has great hair and nails. She is an amazing cook, empowered, bold and beautiful. Jyoti is changing the world and people wonder where did this chick come from? She gets noticed!
why jyot is so hot? where did this chick come from?
by xyzzy November 24, 2021

Shame on you, xyzzy, SHAME.
Simps don't get no pussy, or you're a lesbian, then that's okay, just don't be a fucking simp, you attention craving cuck.

Look at Lester, he's being a simping fuckface again.

by Churros_XD July 5, 2024

Lollipop Simp

Someone who simps over the character Lollipop from the YouTube series Battle For Dream Island.

Have you seen my friend's unhealthy obsession with Lollipop?

Dude, he's a Lollipop Simp.

by MΛD2FΛИ2018 August 9, 2024

Safety Simp

Anyone at a company that has a safety role, or an employee that takes safety to seriously.

Can you believe we have an hour safety meeting because Bert got a paper cut. Who ever reported him is a real Safety Simp.

by CBcooper April 30, 2025

simp

A simp is generally any guy that has good intentions for a girl that they have a crush on, and they will do whatever it takes to get closer to her via by trying to do good things for her. Simps are pretty simple, genuine and loyal that get a BAD REP from their haters . .aka the pawgs and the dawgs. Pawgs are jealous of simps because they "feel good" around pretty girls and Dawgs hate on simps because they do whatever the pawg does.

Yo, Dylan be keeping it simp with Kendra and if she can't tell that he likes her, than it's because she a pawg just looking for a dawg, so she can ride a log, without any feelings attached.

by idawgDapawgslayer May 9, 2025