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EXAMPLE #1
Classmate(wuss)-“What is the square root of 5375271963?” Me(cool dude)-“Ur mom” classmate(wuss) “what about my mom?!?
EXAMPLE #2
dude with gay dads-“ur mom is so fat she can’t fit through the door frame” Me-“ur mom is so ugly your dad had to get a husband” dude with gay dads-“whoa dude that was SAVAGE!!!!” Me-“I know 😎”
Classmate(wuss)-“What is the square root of 5375271963?” Me(cool dude)-“Ur mom” classmate(wuss) “what about my mom?!?
EXAMPLE #2
dude with gay dads-“ur mom is so fat she can’t fit through the door frame” Me-“ur mom is so ugly your dad had to get a husband” dude with gay dads-“whoa dude that was SAVAGE!!!!” Me-“I know 😎”
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EXAMPLE #1
Classmate(wuss)-“what is the square root of 63517526451?” Me(cool)-“ur mom” Classmate(wuss)-“WHAT ABOUT MY MOM?!”
EXAMPLE #2
Kid with gay dads-“ur mom is so fat she doesn’t fit through the door frame” Me-“ur mom is so ugly your dad had to get a husband” Kid with gay dads-“WHOA dude that was savage” Me-“I know 😎”
Classmate(wuss)-“what is the square root of 63517526451?” Me(cool)-“ur mom” Classmate(wuss)-“WHAT ABOUT MY MOM?!”
EXAMPLE #2
Kid with gay dads-“ur mom is so fat she doesn’t fit through the door frame” Me-“ur mom is so ugly your dad had to get a husband” Kid with gay dads-“WHOA dude that was savage” Me-“I know 😎”
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His palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy
There's vomit on his sweater already, mom's spaghetti
He's nervous, but on the surface he looks calm and ready
To drop bombs, but he keeps on forgettin'
What he wrote down, the whole crowd goes so loud
He opens his mouth, but the words won't come out“
So it is actually a lyric from eminem “Lose Yourself”
His palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy
There's vomit on his sweater already, mom's spaghetti
He's nervous, but on the surface he looks calm and ready
To drop bombs, but he keeps on forgettin'
What he wrote down, the whole crowd goes so loud
He opens his mouth, but the words won't come out“
So it is actually a lyric from eminem “Lose Yourself”
“You look at eminem “Lose Yourself” comments section...
And you know what to type right?
Yep, it is “Mom Spaghetti”
And you know what to type right?
Yep, it is “Mom Spaghetti”
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