post jacks syndrome

Post jacks syndrome is a disease that is common after jacks teen evolution.It’s highly contagious among roscommon teenagers from ages 14-16.
Symptom’s include:

flu like illness
tonsillitis
hangover

tan dysmorphia(more common in females)
fatigue
acne (caused by the 20 pounds of makeup on all of our faces)
loneliness

slight depression

In extreme cases you might wake up in 3 different relationships and 7 new talking stages.
Symptoms usually last around a day and a half and there is no cure found.

Yeah lad i’ve some mad post jacks syndrome after last night

by daniel o donnell April 17, 2022

Bald jack rabbit

A particular tik toker's nickname

Did you see bald jack rabbit's live?
-sadly

by Politicaljunkie2 February 2, 2021

cracker jack

humorous nickname for a top impalement artist...a knife thrower who cant be beat...used as a joveul slang for a proffessinal impalement artist

ive never seen such a crack shot with a knife...hes a cracker jack

by Thrombeldinbar November 27, 2006

Jumping Jack Tutorial

A male psychological mind trick, mostly used by the female species, the trick is commenced by asking for the male to perform the jumping jack tutorial. The male thinks he is doing jumping jacks but all the female sees is fuckin shlong bouncin.

He is soooo dumb I even tricked him with the jumping jack tutorial on FaceTime. Boys will do anything Jesus.

by Spaggionalgree July 4, 2019

Jack Dylan Grazer

Jack Dylan Grazer is mostly known for his movies IT and shazam and his tv show me myself and I. Jack Dylan Grazer is the best thing that happened to this planet since feminism. Dont fight me :))

Me: OMG jack dylan grazer is the cutest person ever wtf help me

Random person: OMG your obsession is unhealthy you should see a therapist

by Reddie is real sksksk August 29, 2019

Slack-a-lack-jack

Slack-a-lack-jack

Means, roughly, "Please endeavor to give me the personal space that i desire while i'm buying, selling, distribting, or using crack cocaine." Old Phoenix (AZ) slang.

Be slack-a-lack-jack, ga'my pipe, ga'my crack!

by East Bay Vinny November 16, 2004

Captain Jack Morgan

A specific version of the DP25, a Captain Jack Morgan is a drink consisting of a shot of Captain Morgan, a shot of Jack Daniels, and some Dr. Pepper. It combines the tasty palate of these three drinks to produce one of the most delicious drinks available, and gets you plenty crunk.

Last night they had Jack Daniels and C-Mo at the party, so I had some Captain Jack Morgans. Shit was SO cash.

by JimSteele March 25, 2008